blue glowing letter opener

I feel awful why am I at school I should be at home someone bring me food

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

tastefullyoffensive:

[lefthandedtoons]
so if we all could just pretend that squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure we could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band

hobbitingaround:

I’m not the first to make this joke and by god I won’t be the last

I registered to vote today and the people running the table where everyone was filling out forms gave me a free stress ball squishy thing

treasuredtentacles:

The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid.

Watching this now. This is my favorite scene.

~ The Best of Broadway ~

Check out my new playlist on 8tracks!

Finally hung up this poster, now my living room looks awesome!

Finally hung up this poster, now my living room looks awesome!

the-hobbit:

NEW POSTER: Thranduil is ready for battle in the latest poster release of The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

the-hobbit:

NEW POSTER: Thranduil is ready for battle in the latest poster release of The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

officialjipersnoe:

officialactiiigirl:

i wonder if all those ppl complaining that the anchor+”i refuse to sink” doesn’t make sense bc all an anchor does is sink

know what visual metaphors are

"There is an anchor pulling me down, but i refuse to sink"

the tattoo makes perfect sense and people can quit bitching about art on someone elses body

what about “bro let’s get matching anchor tattoos so our friendship will never float away” because that’s a good one too

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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