blue glowing letter opener
thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

Ahahaha you guys are great shtackhouse & nastyxnate69

Ahahaha you guys are great shtackhouse & nastyxnate69

my blog used to have a theme once

comealongpondd:

"I offer you my help…"

comealongpondd:

"I offer you my help…"

inspired by (x)

I got a new eyeliner and I’m excited to try it tomorrow

watch for selfies

thranduilings:

frxdo:

idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x

theonion:


PRO: Subtle nods of approval from every passing animal
 
CON: Will be forced to resign as vice president of your local Gravy Club 

theonion:

PRO: Subtle nods of approval from every passing animal
 
CON: Will be forced to resign as vice president of your local Gravy Club 
randomdaisy:

tylerchokely:

fagmobs:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

my motto

NOW THATS A WOMAN!

randomdaisy:

tylerchokely:

fagmobs:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

my motto

NOW THATS A WOMAN!

hotidiot:

simsgonewrong:

  1. FOR WINDOWS USERS ONLY
  2. The File is 13GB (roughly) and is EVERY Expansion and Stuff Pack made for »the Sims 2«
  3. This is only available through the month of July i believe, so act fast! [need source]

Step One: Log into your Origin Client [If you don’t have one, make one and…

You have until tomorrow to do this!!!!

I did it, it’s worth it!! free sims until tomorrow!

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian